A funny rant about air travel.

“I absolutely cannot abide that airplane smell – that fusty, funky, contagious stench, reminiscent of a couch that has gotten used as an ashtray for cheap cigars, thrown up on by the entire Limburger Cheese Appreciation Society, and left out in a driving rain composed of condensed bad breath – and it had permeated my clothing, so I stripped down and fumigated myself with a cloud of CK One.”