The cable-puller’s rap

Netmaster 10BaseT is a nerd-rapper who’s kickin’ it old-school wired-network style. (Yes, Henson, this one is for you.)

Some cracker cuts yo fiber with a hatchet?

I’ll rap his fuckin’ head in with a ratchet,

cuz I’m the Netmaster. 10baseT is in the house;

I’m clackin’ on yo keyboard, I’m clickin on yo mouse.

And you better watch out , cuz I’m sniffin yo packets

Got a mile o’ CAT-5 with the insulator jacket.

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