Bob Guccione claims he can see through women’s shirts, using his Magic Porno Third Eye.

“I can look at a woman fully dressed and give you a very good idea of her breasts without the trappings of [clothes],” the 71-year-old Guccione said. “This is another thing, I’m sorry to say, I’m an expert on.”

The bizarre boast of super-powered boob vision piercing every woman’s blouse left many in court exchanging nervous glances as Guccione defended himself.

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