If you would like 100,000 appalling stuffed cats every month, Shanghai Tony Handicrafts can take care of that.

This modernist
crockery is called “Grotesque
Bowl,” which is very true. Inflatable
weird shape. The more you think about it, the more
insightful it seems. In its favor, the supplier
assures timely delivery of its terrible
products. Its that fucking
alarm again! A lovely present, you can
send it to your loved ones in a fucking
gift box. When in the market for a kerosene heater, don’t
forget the critical question. Is it lavishly
slinky? Also: Shame
Pig, Revolting
Machine, and “This
shitty product.”