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> Due to anticipated voter turnout much larger than
> originally anticipated, the polling facilities will not be able to
> handle the load all at once.
>
> As such, Democrats, Libertarians, and Independents
> vote on Tuesday, November 7th. Republicans and all other parties
> please vote on Wednesday, November 8th.
>
> Please pass this message along to make sure everyone is following
> procedure.
>
> American Electoral Committee