Excellent rent from Suck explaining

Excellent rent from Suck explaining why WAP sucks: WAP sucks. WAP devices suck. Anybody with the initials “WAP” sucks. A capital “W” next to a capital “A” even kerns badly. WAP-enabled devices (and the acronym menagerie that goes along with them) combine the rock-solid reliability of the Internet with the rock-solid reliability of a cell phone. Plus per-minute usage charges, the elegant legibility of a calculator wristwatch and the handy convenience of a portable sink for hand-washing obsessive-compulsives. The act of offering WAP as a “feature” rather than “some sort of extravagant expression of self-hatred” should be considered fraud. (Thanks, jbrewer!) Link