Excellent spam from a Chinese neon light display company:

Dear Sir or Madam: The trade crackers are useful in the feast day. Because of the society is coming more and more modern, the defects of the trade crackers are very extrude: pollute the euthenics, wasteful, and so on. Now, a new cracker-flower-light is produced by our factory, The new light has specialties under mentioned: resist lighting strike, waterproof with handsome outline, good durability. Best wishes, Mr. liu xiang qian

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