Dockers ships khakis tailored to disguise your PDA, pager, and mobile. Birthday present!

Seven pockets in all. Standard side pockets are replaced by “mesh” ones deep enough to carry checkbooks and airline tickets. A hidden zip vault pocket inside the right mesh pocket can secure valuables. You can even sit on your fanny with a floppy in one of two back pockets without being uncomfortable or snapping the disk in two.

The company says you can unzip a pocket to answer a ringing phone in 0.15 second.

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