Great Onion man-on-the-street poll about Bush’s space-based missile-defense system. My favorites:

I’ve got a missile-defense idea: We genetically engineer a race of bird-men to fly up and defuse the missiles with their beaks. That’d be cheaper and just as effective.

As Kenny Rogers says, you gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em; know when to walk away, know when to use humanity as a bargaining chip in a game of nuclear brinksmanship

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