Have you ever been to an Olive Garden restaurant. In a word, it sucks. Phony atmosphere, bland platers of greasy junk. I lost a tremendous amount of respect for Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey when I read that he ate there. Now, a boingboing reader named Magnadub tells me, “The Olive Garden doesn’t want you drinking water with your ‘Tour of Italy’…and neither does Coke. The two dark forces apparently went in on an anti-water campaign called H2NO (hyuk!) that trains OG staff with recommending alternative beverages to water ‘with the goal of increasing overall guest satisfaction.’ This is the official line from Coke, and as usual, it reeks of disdain for anything remotely anti-Coke, even when the villian is the source of all life, the universal solvent itself.” Link Discuss