Crackpot theories about Lord of
- Cory Doctorow
- Uncategorized
- Oct 08, 2001
Crackpot theories about Lord of the Rings:
- Balin emerges from the depths of Moria, claiming he “fell asleep in the tub”
- The Shire, mobilized by Merry and Pippin and now hungry for vengeance, annexes Bree and slaughters “the big folk”.
- Orc-slaughter competition between Legolas and Gimli becomes so fierce, they take to killing some of the smaller, uglier men of Gondor.
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