From today’s Onion: Freedoms Curtailed in Defense of Liberty.

“Remember, under the oppressive Taliban regime, people live in constant fear of an oppressive order to which all must submit,” Rumsfeld said. “Under their system, it is illegal to practice a different religion or support a different political system. It is against the law for women to work or leave their homes without their faces covered. There is no freedom of speech, press, or assembly, as dissent of any kind is not tolerated. It is even forbidden to smile or laugh in public, and all who fail to unquestioningly obey are punished with reprisals of brutal violence. We must not allow such a regime to threaten our great democracy. We must stand for something better than that.”

� � � “It is therefore urgent,” Rumsfeld continued, “that all Americans be quiet, stop asking questions, accept the orders of authorities, and let us get on with the important work of defending liberty, so that America can continue to be a beacon of freedom to all the world.”

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