From The Modern Humorist: How Friends will handle the Current Situation:

JOEY

When did this happen?

RACHEL

Apparently last month.

MONICA

They’re gonna need some help cleaning up. (Grabs a mop) Who’s with me?

CHANDLER

Could you BE any more of an anal neat freak?

MONICA
(annoyed)

How about if I withhold sex? Am I anal then?

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