Blather’s all-purpose, recyclable coverage of new product releases from Apple:

Apple has introduced a new {insert product here}. Analysts hailed its impeccable design, but wondered whether its feature set justified its relatively high price. “I just don’t know whether a new product can get traction in the {insert market segment} at a price of {insert price},” said {insert analyst} of {insert firm}. “Still, the {insert holiday} season is coming and Apple users are famously loyal. This could end up being the Palm of the {insert market segment} or it could end up being the Newton. We’ll just have to wait and see.”

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