A self-professed “rude and sarcastic” Christian site offering some pretty considered advice for Xtian alternatives to Hallowe’en.

* The bible teaches that all people are going to Hell if they don’t have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. (Sorry- it’s not my fault. I’m not making this up. It’s really what it says!)

* You’re not going straight to Hell because you dress up your sweet little girl as a ballerina on Halloween and have fun. You are going to Hell if you don’t have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. It’s a completly different reason you’re going to Hell.

* Going to Hell has nothing to do with being good or bad, but only on your relationship with Jesus.

* The Bible actually has a few other verses in it beside that one that everyone seems to know about, “Love your neighbors”. (Have you seen a bible lately? They’re really thick.)

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