“Barbecue bananas are beaut'” Quaint collection of half-remembered lyrics to New Zealand commercials.

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN The cows and the sheep and the birds and the horses,
Are mooing and baaing and whistling and neighing.
Having lunch in the sun.
But Hugo and I are having none.
In the back seat, we sat, getting thinner.
A rumbling cry.
“Give us Kentucky Fried.”
Time for dinner.

So Dad stopped the car,
And Hugo said “You go”, but I said “No, you go”
And soon he was back with a pack.
And Dad hit the track.
And we ate in the back feeling better inside
A drive isn’t funny with an empty tummy.
Thanks goodness for Kentucky Fried.

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