Get bitten by a cat through eBay. This person is selling off the right to be bitten by her cat, and the bidding starts at $20, though the following costs extra:

– biting of any body part other than hand – no genitalia!
– biting hard enough to break the skin.
– having me bite you instead of the cat.
– 8″ X 10″ glossy of my cat sinking his teeth into you.
– scratching.LinkDiscuss (Thanks, Minky!)