Here’s an April Fool’s disappointment for you: these Easter-ready Choco-Thulhu statuettes are a cruel hoax, and cannot be used to prettify your springtime carb-binge:

Easter is just around the corner, and we all need to load up on anti-oxidants, especially the non-euclidean kind. So, I am taking pre-orders on dark chocolate Cthulhus. 8-1/4″ high, 3/8″ thick. It’s the same design as the resin statues, just tastier and not as good for fighting cavities:

Choco-Thulhu (via Super Punch)